Dear Violet,

Today,
I'm terribly pissed and upset.

but as I'm a demure lady,

I shall not stain my blog with insults,
nor should I remember this incident.

UGH.

BRAINLESS TWITS.

Anyways,
loads of stuff have been happening,
and *POOF*

here we are now.

So then,
for the old folk's home hamper,
I shall be donating....

*drum roll*

TEA.

You might have guessed,
but still~~~

Sighhh.

I'm still really upset.

UGH.

FAREWELL,
CRUEL WORLD!

*slits throat*

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Yeah, right.

The only way you'll see Felicia Leong dying,
is if I get some terminal disease,
or I die when saving the world,
or I'll die happily sleeping.

This leads me to think.
what way of suicide would be the least painful?

Drinking detergent?
Jumping down from a building?
Eating pills?
Slitting of wrist?
Slitting throat?
Shooting?
Stabbing in the heart?

AHAHAHAHA.
All of them are terrible.

oh yeah,
one more thing.

Never kill yourself.
Its a sin.

you murder yourself.

so,
if you want to die,
get someone else to kill you!

hmmm.

ignore whatever I have said!
I'm just feeling bored and poking around.

AHAHAHA.

I'm sensing a song change.

Farewell~~

BRAINLESS TWITS.